<![CDATA[]]> en-us Copyright 2008 - All Rights Reserved. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:50:46 GMT 15 <![CDATA[Poetic Proverbs]]> By Danielle
A rolling stone will gather no moss, but too many cooks may spoil the broth But to have a friend, first one you must be; to be so, recall, beauty’s only skin deep A leopard cannot change his spot full story > ]]> Wed, 30 May 2007 18:39:00 GMT <![CDATA[America’s Next Top Model]]> By Norhan McNasty
Former Victoria’s Secret supermodel Tyra Banks started hosting her reality show called America’s Next Top Model in May of 2003. The first “cycle” consisted of ten women competing for a $100,000 modeli full story > ]]> Tue, 29 May 2007 16:08:00 GMT <![CDATA[Seeking-Out Your Staff!!!!!: FLEX Teacher -- Mr. Peterson]]> By the JAM
1. Q: How did you get started teaching? A: I started teaching as a substitute for many districts in Phoenix. 2. Q: What is your dream occupation? A: I’m in it. I’m here. I have arrived. 3. Q: What full story > ]]> Tue, 29 May 2007 16:07:00 GMT <![CDATA[Of Living in an Unjust and Otherwise Perverse Planet]]> By Danielle
But there are good people in this world. There are those extraordinary individuals who strive to create rather than destroy full story > ]]> Tue, 29 May 2007 16:04:00 GMT <![CDATA[Seeking-Out Your Staff!!!!!: The PRINCIPAL!!!]]> By Alisa, Madison, and Juliana
1. Q: How did you become principal? A: I went through extensive interviews with the district office, the superintendent, the staff, the in-place principal, and parents. 2. Q: What do you like most a full story > ]]> Tue, 29 May 2007 16:01:00 GMT <![CDATA[Ms. Brown: --an interview]]> By the JAM
1. Q: What is your favorite perk that comes with the job? A: Seeing kids learning, the light bulb going off. 2. Q: How many years have you been teaching? A: 28.4 3. Q: Did you always teach at this full story > ]]> Tue, 29 May 2007 15:59:00 GMT <![CDATA[Sigma Math Club Essay]]> By Patrick
Most things in our lives depend on mathematics. Our cities, buildings, cars, airplanes, structures, roads, ships, space shuttles, bridges, trains, satellites, and much, much more. Almost all enginee full story > ]]> Tue, 29 May 2007 15:57:00 GMT <![CDATA[Daily ParagraphMushrooms]]> By Niall
Here is the daily (or not so daily) paragraph. Today’s topic is MUSHROOMS. You may be wondering why I am writing about a mushroom… full story > ]]> Tue, 29 May 2007 15:49:00 GMT <![CDATA[Darth Vader: Vader is innocent; it was that evil Gremlin Yoda…]]> By Niall
See now, this is an average act of Yoda, mauling small children and stealing sheep. Don’t forget trying to take over the Republican Empire while ripping off people by jacking people’s stuff from Yodab full story > ]]> Tue, 29 May 2007 15:45:00 GMT <![CDATA[Spider-Man 3]]> By Princess Lilyhammer
Spidey’s back, but a mysterious symbiotic substance has attached itself to him. Now he must defeat the powers of darkness and three new villains, while sorting out his personal problems. full story > ]]> Tue, 29 May 2007 15:43:00 GMT <![CDATA[How to Make the World Not Want to Kill Us!]]> By Joshua
There is something that has plagued the American people since the Second World War. We have been charged with being selfish slobs that are too rich for their own good. full story > ]]> Wed, 02 May 2007 19:34:00 GMT <![CDATA[Summer, Here We Come!]]> By Jessica



no really

Are you going on vacation this summer? Taking any flights? Driving anywhere? full story > ]]> Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:15:00 GMT <![CDATA[How to Look Stylish!]]> By Uncle Fester



One editor's idea of the ultimate in fashion.

Well, first off you’re going to need to lose that rat-tail. full story > ]]> Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:57:00 GMT <![CDATA[The Abridgement of Human Intelligence]]> By Danielle



Les Miserables is about people who are miserable and also French I think. --Ed.

A long time ago in 19th Century France a writer by the name of Victor Hugo wrote an inspired bit of work entitled Les Miserables. Or perhaps "bit" is an understatement. full story > ]]> Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:45:00 GMT <![CDATA[Nameless Moon]]> By Danielle



The editor prefers the traditional "Luna."

Far out in the galaxy lies a small, seemingly insignificant solar system. full story > ]]> Fri, 20 Apr 2007 20:58:00 GMT <![CDATA[Global Warming is Putting Bush on the Spot]]> By Dani Fanny



This is what happens when the globe gets too warm.

Over the past few years, global warming has become a very prominent issue in our country and around the world. full story > ]]> Fri, 20 Apr 2007 20:55:00 GMT <![CDATA[Hug a Tree! : Do it.]]> By Danielle



Bear!

Every year on April 22, a multitude of people make resolutions to help their blessed environment. full story > ]]> Fri, 20 Apr 2007 20:46:00 GMT <![CDATA[Don Imus: An opinion.]]> By Dani Fanny



Don Imus.

In recent weeks, Don Imus has—yet again—sparked a state of national outrage with his racial slurs and sexist comments. full story > ]]> Fri, 20 Apr 2007 20:40:00 GMT <![CDATA[Poachers: --Still a Major Problem in Africa]]> By Dani Fanny



Elephants are your friends.

When people think of animals in serious danger of extinction, the first things that probably come to mind are bald eagles, wild dogs, and snow leopards. Poaching and hunting have pushed these species full story > ]]> Fri, 20 Apr 2007 20:37:00 GMT <![CDATA[Earth Day]]> By Michelle



Earth, etc.

A poem. full story > ]]> Fri, 20 Apr 2007 20:29:00 GMT <![CDATA[Blood diamond: (the story behind the movie)]]> By Michael
A Review of Blood Diamond. full story > ]]> Thu, 19 Apr 2007 20:41:00 GMT <![CDATA[FACT: CERTAIN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SOMETIMES STRETCH THE TRUTH!!!: no, really]]> By Joshua



The President: Maybe not always incredibly truthful???

In recent times, certain government officials haven’t been completely honest, saying that they never said something, although of course, they did. full story > ]]> Fri, 13 Apr 2007 20:22:00 GMT <![CDATA[Bottled Water EVIL: what THEY don't want you to know]]> By Garrett



THE HORROR!

Hello, adoring public. *applause* full story > ]]> Wed, 11 Apr 2007 20:43:00 GMT <![CDATA[Asparagus: --a history]]> By Kiernan



This is your master now.

Asparagus pwns. full story > ]]> Wed, 11 Apr 2007 20:03:00 GMT <![CDATA[300 Movie Review]]> By Joshua



Illustration by Shane

Before you begin reading this article, you must know that 300 is AWESOME!!! full story > ]]> Mon, 09 Apr 2007 21:40:00 GMT <![CDATA[Welcome, All!: (to your doom)]]> By Shane
Greetings and such to all contributers and readers of THE FLEX FILES! full story > ]]> Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:07:00 GMT