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  • PawPrints Yearbook Cancelled

    Friday, April 08, 2005 By: Man of Klay and Ice Chicken

    In a stunning revelation, the yearbook class has announced that this year’s yearbook has been canceled. The published announcement stated the reason for the cancellation was irreconcilable differences

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  • Schwarzenegger Will

    Terminate Bin Laden

    Friday, April 08, 2005 By: Jacob Burgundy

    Osama Bin Laden has escaped our armed forces for too long. Our forces have been in Afghanistan for over three years without much success.

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  • Crystal Irving’s Mmm... Says Good-Bye

    Friday, April 08, 2005 By: Eratation

    Crystal Irving’s infamous “Mmm... bye,” will no longer be heard at the end of her morning PA announcements.

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  • Freedman’s Growth Pill

    Tranforms Bony to Buff

    Friday, April 08, 2005 By: Jose Conejo

    Twenty-four year old chemistry teacher, Seth Freedman, once had the body of a 12-year-old boy and the bald head of a 62-year-old man.

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  • MTV ‘Pimps His Ride’

    Friday, April 08, 2005 By: Becca Braveheart and Erin the Whale

    MTV’s “Pimp My Ride,” hosted by rapper Xzibit, has transformed dozens of pathetic piles of steel into “pimp mobiles.”

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  • Uni Ball Players on Roids?

    Friday, April 08, 2005 By: Shane A. Person

    In response to the recent tell-all book The Roidcats, which documented rampant steroid use among the University High School Varsity baseball team, the school administration called the whole team to di

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  • Paulsen Morphs “Sissy Sport”

    Friday, April 08, 2005 By: Nemo the Fish & Becca “Braveheart” Wallace

    Tennis has never been the manliest sport; that’s if you can call it a sport. In an activity where tennis elbow is the most devastating injury, the game is mainly for the faint of heart and weak bodied

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  • Bryant to Lecture at Uni on Meaning of “No”

    Friday, April 08, 2005 By: Jeff “BMR” Goodman

    He won’t be the league MVP. He won’t even be in the NBA playoffs. But Lakers’ All-Star guard Kobe Bryant will be coming to a high school near you.

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He won’t be the league MVP. He won’t even be in the NBA playoffs. But Lakers’ All-Star guard Kobe Bryant will be coming to a high school near you.
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Grab your fishing poles and bring your bait because Uni is going to have its first ever fishing team. Fishing will be offered during period six, beginning next school year.
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Tennis has never been the manliest sport; that’s if you can call it a sport. In an activity where tennis elbow is the most devastating injury, the game is mainly for the faint of heart and weak bodied
full story 
In response to the recent tell-all book The Roidcats, which documented rampant steroid use among the University High School Varsity baseball team, the school administration called the whole team to di
full story 
MTV’s “Pimp My Ride,” hosted by rapper Xzibit, has transformed dozens of pathetic piles of steel into “pimp mobiles.”
full story 
Twenty-four year old chemistry teacher, Seth Freedman, once had the body of a 12-year-old boy and the bald head of a 62-year-old man.
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Crystal Irving’s infamous “Mmm... bye,” will no longer be heard at the end of her morning PA announcements.
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A uniform system will start as of April 7. The shirt will be a white turtle neck which must be worn at all times with a blue stripped vest; and in all types of weather, it must be worn tucked in.
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All those not living in a cardboard box or living under Mr. Nakabara’s infamous “Rock” should have heard of the Terry Schiavo debate by this time.
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Osama Bin Laden has escaped our armed forces for too long. Our forces have been in Afghanistan for over three years without much success.
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