The Lasso Shelton School Dallas, TX
Issue Date: Thursday, April 01, 2010 Issue: April Fool's 2010 Last Update: Thursday, April 01, 2010
  • The Blondtourage

    Monday, March 22, 2010 By: Mark Gallemore

    A look at the most feared gang at the Shelton School

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  • The Parody Edition!

    Thursday, April 01, 2010 By: The Lasso Staff

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  • Obama to Bring Back Elvis

    Tuesday, March 30, 2010 By: Zach Prince

    Now we know where our tax dollars are going. Suspicious Minds, indeed.

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  • Electric Pickle Linked to Narnia Doorway?

    Monday, March 22, 2010 By: Cameron Thorby

    Is there a secret portal to Narnia located in Shelton Upper School? Cameron Thorby thinks he's found it.

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  • My View: He Must Be Stopped

    Tuesday, March 30, 2010 By: Guest "Contributor" Sally Baird

    Mrs. Baird weighs in on a controversial subject.

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  • Spencer's Haiku Corner

    Wednesday, March 10, 2010 By: Spencer M. Austin, Master of Time

    Read this or the Japanese will be angry!

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  • Math Department Shocker

    Thursday, March 25, 2010 By: Joe Masinter

    What happened to some of the math teachers over Spring Break? The horror, the horror...

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  • Swank Mired in International "Do-Over" Controversy

    Friday, March 26, 2010 By: Shelbi Hall

    China, Nicole Swank's country of birth, wants her back, putting the senior in the middle of an international tug of war.

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  • Local Freshman Opts to Wear Mask of Another Freshman

    Monday, March 29, 2010 By: Billy Niblett

    For those days when you just don't feel like yourself.

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  • Explosion Rocks School!

    Friday, March 12, 2010 By: Tom Bulmer

    Ball explodes in Rivers' room--causes school-wide chaos.

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My View:  He Must Be Stopped
Mrs. Baird weighs in on a controversial subject.
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Now we know where our tax dollars are going. Suspicious Minds, indeed.
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For those days when you just don't feel like yourself.
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Everyone knows Christina Rose, but today we got to sit down and talk with her and find out some surprising things about her.
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The cheeky Charger Croquet team is a smashing success as they rout the ninnies at Lakehill.
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A totally jacked-up article about Jack Higgins, who'll be totally shocked to find out he was "interviewed" for this edition.
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This list is a doozy! David Letterman would be proud.
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China, Nicole Swank's country of birth, wants her back, putting the senior in the middle of an international tug of war.
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