My Little Polo

A new school sport has emerged at PAHS. The game of polo is peaking the interest of tons of students of all ages and the sport is raising eyebrows. The game of polo originated in Persia and is profes

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Express Yourself!

Everyone has seen the now-ubiquitous trend of false hair extensions. You know, those plasticy strands that, one way or another, are zapped together with one’s own tresses in order to create a no

Local Mother Offended by Comic

Local mother Sharon Marsh was highly offended at about 4:16 p.m. three days ago by brightly colored bold words in her son’s comic book, “I was just walking by when I completely flipped out

"So you're trapped on a desert island"

The wind blows past your face, you’re running. Why are you running? Did you just wet yourself in fear? Can you do  that while running? All these questions rush through your head, along with

Everything's Fine!

I have heard many people worrying about things that really should not concern them. The only thing people should worry about is whether their refrigerator is working or whether they have enough money

Peer Instructors to Teach at PAHS!

Due to yet another round of budget cuts, all teachers at Port Angeles High School will be laid off immediately. Students will be recruited to take on the job of teaching their peers. There will be no

Wrestling: a Sin or a Sport? Is This a Fight Worth Fighting?

 Since the dawn of time   wrestling has been a part of the world’s passtime sports. From gladiators to what we know now as wrestling. But let’s be honest here, who needs it anymo

Off Campus Approved for Freshmen and Sophomores

It’s finally allowed now; freshmen and sophomores are allowed off campus. Off-campus lunch has been banned for the longest time—more than 20 epochs! Dr. Chameleon has finally decided and r

Vatican's Got Talent

Even though the new Pope has been chosen, it is never too early to plan ahead. The Vatican has decided that instead of having the Electoral Cardinals elect the next Pope, they will leave it up to Amer