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Monday, June 06, 2011 By Lynette Perez
1. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. (Alabama)
2. Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. (Alaska)
3. Hunting camels is prohibited. (Arizona)
4. A school teacher that bobs their hair shall not receive a raise. (Arkansas)
5. A vehicle with no driver is not allowed to exceed 60mph. (California)
6. It is illegal to ride a horse under the influence. (Colorado)
7. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. (Connecticut)
8. It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. (Deleware)
9. The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. (Florida)
10. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (Georgia)
11. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. (Hawaii)
12. You may not fish on a camel’s back. (Idaho)
13. The English language is not to be spoken. (Illinois)
14. Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (Indiana)
15. A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. (Iowa)
16. If two trains meet on the same track, neither may proceed until the other has passed. (Kansas)
17. One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once. (Kentucky)
18. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. (Louisiana)
19. You may not step out of a plane in flight. (Maine)
20. It is illegal to take a lion to the movies. (Maryland)
21. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. (Massachusetts)
22. A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. (Michigan)
23. A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. (Minnesota)
24. It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is. (Mississippi)
25. Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar. (Missouri)
26. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. (Montana)
27. It is illegal to go whale fishing. (Nebraska)
28. It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. (Nevada)
29. You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe. (New Hampshire)
30. It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder. (New Jersey)
31. Idiots may not vote. (New Mexico)
32. The penalty for jumping off of a building is death. (New York)
33. It is against the law to sing off-key. (North Carolina)
34. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. (North Dakota)
35. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. (Ohio)
36. People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. (Oklahoma)
37. Dishes must drip dry. (Oregon)
38. Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish. (Pennsylvania)
39. Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. (Rhode Island)
40. A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine. (South Carolina)
41. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (South Dakota)
42. Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging. (Tennessee)
43. It is illegal to milk another person’s cow. (Texas)
44. It is illegal not to drink milk. (Utah)
45. Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. (Vermont)
46. It is illegal to tickle women. (Virginia)
47. No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold. (Washington)
48. Whistling underwater is illegal. (West Virginia)
49. Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads. (Wisconsin)
50. You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit. (Wyoming)
Source: http://www.dumblaws.com/
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