Seduction is romantic improvisation, a combination of human ingenuity and instinct. Seduction rhymes with reproduction, for good reason. Following are several steps to the simple and effective process.
First, awareness of one’s intended target is crucial. The mission to obtain companionship, whether long-term or temporary, is tied to this knowledge. If you are to pursue someone, familiarity with their hobbies, friends, family, dark secrets, personal insecurities, and political preferences is indispensable. You must serenade your romantic prey with this knowledge.
Another key to successful seduction is appropriate behavior. Inappropriate behavior is most definitely not appropriate. The occasional rubbing or touching of noses, stroking of hair, or eating food of each other’s plates is all appropriate. Additionally, a wink never attracts the opposite sex. These days, a more extreme measure, the double-wink, is necessary. This should not be confused with the blink, which is not nearly as seductive.
Dress to impress. Cover yourself in as many layers of impenetrable clothing as possible. Remember, seduction is more about what they imagine you to be underneath, not what is actually there. Snake-like scarves, furry black cloaks, furless black cloaks, and brownish-black cloaks are all effective ways of appearing alluring to a potential mate. When the he or she in question is trapped by your looks, entertain them into remaining. Whisper sweet nothings into their ears, feed them fattening desserts, and continue to dazzle them with the occasional double-wink.
“Be flirty and give them food,” senior Carmen Pinon said.
Kiss your man or woman immediately. Repeated mouth-spelunking is a subtle, but clever way of showing your affection without being too hasty. Once you are ready to breach the next wall of seduction, involve your feet. Footsies is an underestimated pastime, but a worthwhile mating strategy. None can resist the temptation of freshly groomed, shaved feet.  
The primary mandate of this process is the following: make your intentions known. Shouting across a crowded room, “I love you. Do you love me too? Will you have my babies?” is a perfectly acceptable method of romance and is never met by failure. Finally, stalk and poke them repeatedly on Facebook—this is always pleasing.