Chatty Cathy: Lakewood's Leading Source for Great Advice Monday, April 30, 2012 By Chatty Cathy - Google Images Advertising Dear Chatty Cathy, I told all of my friends that I didn't go to prom because I was attending my totally real Canadian girlfriend's prom. When they asked why they hadn't met her, I told them it was obviously because she's from Canada.  In reality, I was on my couch, sobbing into a pint of ice cream while watching the prom scene from Twilight on loop.  Originally, my friends totally bought this... but now they're asking for pictures. How much would it cost for me to hire a girl to dress up and stand with me in front of a Canadian Flag? Sincerely,  No Prom For Me, Eh? Dear Eh, You shouldn't lie to your friends, they should be aware of just how lame you really are. Also, what kind of ice cream was it? Are you willing to share? Hiring a girl would cost anywhere from $10 to $1000, depending on how attractive you are.  Thanks for writing! Sincerely,  Chatty Cathy Write into Chatty Cathy by sending her an email at LakewoodSpectator@GMail.com! Or leave your question in the comments!

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