15. Santa’s Helpers

It’s Christmas time and elves can be seen walking the halls of Northern.  Oh, wait... that’s just the freshmen!

14. Talent Scouts

A talent agency was in the cafeteria recently.  They were looking for dancers, singers and actors. They’d have had better luck looking for deer hunters here in Calvert County.

13. Nothern’s Got Talent (Take Two)

The first attempt for the talent show didn’t work out.  How many times will it take us to realize that Northern actually doesn’t have talent?

12. Holiday Assembly

Every year, students pile into the auditorium for the annual holdiay assembly.  Hopefully, this year we’ll get some better entertainment than the teachers trying to do the “Soulja Boy.”

11. Christmas dangers

The holidays are almost here along with everything they bring... the possibility of tree fires, people being trampled to death at Walmart, and an old guy breaking and entering through the chimney.

10. Britney Spears

Britney’s friends are wondering what to get her for Christmas.  Hopefully, she doesn’t get an electric razor or oops, she might do it again! 

9. Christmas

Christmas is just around the corner. Time for stores to get out the Easter decorations.

8. Angel Tree

Our school is raising money for Angel Tree gifts.  How can we afford gifts for little kids if we can’t even afford heat in some classrooms?

7. The Best of Both Worlds

A new season of Hannah Montana is on the air.  All Miley wants for Christmas is another 65 mil.

6. Hot N’ Cold

The weather has been acting strange lately.  I guess Katy Perry was right.

5. Winter Formal

We’re having a Winter Semi-Formal on January 31.  At the Black and White Ball,.unlike at Homecoming, lets try to keep those black and white clothes on.

4. Making Out

A guy in China ruptured his girlfriend’s ear drum by creating so much suction while they were kissing.  Suprisingly, it wasn’t one of the 600 couples sucking face in Northern’s halls.  Apparently, he got confused over the difference between a kiss and a vacuum.

3. Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Gas prices are very low right now.  Santa Claus can fill up his car this year and give his reindeer a break.

2. Merry recession

The unemployment rate is up, people are losing their houses and the government officially announced that we’re in a recession. Looks like Santa may be writing us I.O.U.’s for Christmas.

1. Twilight

Apparently there’s a new criteria for the perfect guy: Friendly, outgoing and a vampire.