Have you ever heard of an IPad that has the ability to control time? For a limited time, the new IPad 7000 allows someone to time travel with futuristic state-of-the-art technology.
The feature in the IPad, called Time Touch, is easy to use. You just punch in the date and place you want to see, tap the “travel” button, enter into the portal and voila. This feature can be very useful such as history projects, family trees, and even seeing the Big Bang. It doesn’t always have to be for projects, but it can also be for knowing the winning numbers for the next lottery or seeing a movie that will come out in 10 years.
The government makes the state-of-the-art technology by their top-secret blueprints along with the knowledge and combining technology of extraterrestrials. The project started during the World War II, with the earliest days of Project Pegasus (late 1960’s-early 1970’s). The project’s goal is, with the help of Nikola Tesla’s notes in electrical and mechanical engineering, to be able to achieve time travel. However, due to a terrible accident with their first test, they stopped the project. Now, with logs and notes from the government during the time, the project has started again. After many years of perfection, time travel is now available to the public.
Technology reviewers are raving about the new IPad. C.E.O of Tek Inc. Ray Johnson claims,” It’s the best thing I have ever seen in all my life. Apple has always been a brilliant company. That was nothing less I expected from the company. “ Yamaha’s “future” President Gijutsu Kurabu says, ”America has outdone itself. We have a new outlook on them, and it is useful to contact our past relatives of our friends and family.” Polish Professor Leonardo Startzvenski wrote in the review, “ I can teach students the different time periods throughout our history. “
Even with this great feature, Apple warns about the down sides of their product. If anything is altered at any time period, it may endanger the entire planet’s and your own existence. There is also a risk of body deformation during the time travel. Since time travel involves the break down of an object’s molecules, there may be a risk of your body not coming out the same as it entered. Travel at your own risk.