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Aimee Wood prepares to attack her unlucky prey.(photo by Bethany Hedges)
 Aimee Wood may seem like an ordinary 13 year old girl in the eighth grade, but behind her innocent eyes, lies a horrible MONSTER!!!!!!!!
 
When Aimee turns 21, she will turn into an ancient and deadly monster from the year of one. She will also be the color hot orange. Not hot pink, hot orange.
 
To the human eye, Aimee is just some geek in the eighth grade. Unfortunately, under that shell of fakeness, Aimee is really a pterodactyl. A British one, in fact.
 
Some important facts about pterodactyls: they do in fact eat human beings, so you should never make them aggravated. Also, never bother asking 'Why?' because they will just say "Why not?" and giggle like a small child.
 
A pterodactyl is an ancient creature of the dinosaur descent. The pterodactyl is the most powerful dinosaur that has ever lived in this world, according to some people, including Aimee. Aimee was hatched from an egg, not unlike Mr. MacRae, who was created under a rock.
 
"Well, I'm not a pterodactyl yet, but I'm very excited to be one when i grow up. Despite other speculations, the British pterodactyls are not hot pink, they are hot orange." said Aimee.
 
Aimee calls what us humans call skin something in between scales and flesh. Her hot orange-ness will probably blind us all, or we will just assume she is a huge Beaver fan.
 
There are some doubters, though. "I think she is never going to become a pterodactyl and she just needs to let the dream go." said Gabrielle  White, who is a close friend of Aimee's.
 
Some people, like Mr. MacRae, believe that Aimee will actually become a pterodactyl. He also told his eighth grade advisory class that her parents were raising her, only to sell her to science, merely to earn some extra cash.
 
So, when Aimee does turn 21 in eight years, she will be a creature that is fearsome to all of mankind.
 

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Caption: Aimee Wood prepares to attack her unlucky prey.(photo by Bethany Hedges)

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