What’s your favorite scary movie? How about your least favorite scary movie? Well I got the top five “horror” movies that will either put you to sleep or not let you go to sleep.

Movies that won’t let you go to sleep:

1.)

Halloween, I

2.)

Friday the 13th, I

3.)

Nightmare on Elm Street, I

4.)

The Exorcist (1973)

5.)

Child’s Play, I

1.) Halloween, I (1978)

Scream Factor: You won’t feel safe on Halloween night anymore! Michael Myers only kills on Halloween night. His sole purpose is to kill his relatives, his relatives’ friends, or dogs – basically anyone or anything that gets in the way. Michael Myers can’t die; he is immortal. Did I mention that the movie plays a creepy piano song when he’s about to kill someone?

2.) Friday the 13th, I (1980)

Scream Factor: After you see this movie, you’ll never want to go camping again! Picture this, someone lurking in the woods, spying on some campers, and just waiting for the right moment to jump out and kill them. This movie will make you jump right out of your seat.

3.) Nightmare on Elm Street, I (1984)

Scream Factor: Who wants to go to sleep? After you watch this movie you won’t! Freddy’s a hellish, razor-fingered monster that enters the dreams of the teenagers and kills them in their sleep.

4.) The Exorcist (1973)

Scream Factor: A twelve year old girl possessed by the devil…should I say anything else? It’s really a disturbing movie. You’re going to want to sleep with your mommy, but you won’t be able to sleep at all.

5.) Child’s Play, I (1988)

Scream Factor: Why did it have to be a doll? This movie will make you throw all your dolls away, and burn them! An ugly little doll that kills people? After you watch this movie, make sure to look under your bed.

Now, for the movies that will make you fall asleep:

1.)

The Bride of Chucky

2.)

House of the Dead

3.)

The Exorcist, The Beginning

4.)

Freddy v. Jason

5.)

Signs

1.) The Bride of Chucky:

Yawn Factor: Can you say killer (the movie, not Chucky). The Bride of Chucky is stupid because somehow dolls reproduce. Yeah reproduction of dolls is totally scary; what’s up with that? That movie should have never been made; it just killed the Child’s Play sequels.

2.) House of the Dead:

Yawn Factor: This movie combines a cheesy “scary” movie and a corny video game. You actually see parts of the video game graphics during the movie. It’s bad enough I’m watching a video game, but the plot by itself is a disgrace: teenagers going to a party on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere. I wonder what could ever happen?

3.) The Exorcist, The Beginning:

Yawn Factor: If you’re planning to download this movie, don’t waste your time! It has nothing to do with the original movie. The actors and setting suck, and the woman who’s possessed with the devil only comes out for like the last 3 minutes of the movie.

4.) Freddy vs. Jason:

Yawn Factor: This movie shouldn’t be in the horror section, it should be on the comedy section. Freddy and Jason are so funny together. It’s like they should make more movies with the Teletubbies or something.

5.) Signs:

Yawn Factor: This movie is a sign that there aren’t any good HORROR movies anymore! What happened to the aliens? I wanted to see them not Mel Gibson running around. Maybe the alien costumes were too expensive.