Dear Tom,

Why do some boys wear their pants below their butts? Do they think some girls like it?

Dear Reader,

Some guys wear there pants low because that’s the way they are. Some girl, some where has to like it because the jeans didn’t design themselves that way.

Dear Tom,

I was walking on the road and realized I have no friends. What do I do?

Dear Reader,

Next time you are walking along the side of the road, look for a car, stick your foot out, and get some sympathy friends. If there is no car, perhaps you should get involved in a sport or an after school activity to get some friends.

Dear Tom,

I am addicted to sexting, what should I do about it?

Dear Reader,

See a therapist and get rid of your phone.

Dear Tom,

Is the open campus policy ever coming?

Dear Reader,

Student senate is working on getting it done. They have to make the proposal to Mrs. Lercara.

Dear Tom,

Can you give me a brief background of the dewy decimal system?

Dear Reader,

No. Get a life.

Dear Tom,

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop?

Dear Reader,

It all depends on how well your tongue works.

Dear Tom,

Ms. Grandolfo told my class she was an owl….I’m very frightened….What do I do?

Dear Reader,

According to Ms. Grandolfo, she is not an owl. So no need to be scared, you baby.