The Cougarpolitan
Crosby High School
Crosby, TX
Issue Date: Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Issue: Volume 10 Issue 5
Last Update: Tuesday, April 24, 2012
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“Journalism can never be silent: that is its greatest virtue and its greatest fault. It must speak, and speak immediately, while the echoes of wonder, the claims of triumph and the signs of horror are still in the air.”
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Monday, February 14, 2011 By
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I was at an underage dance club with all my friends. I had a new
cute, girly skirt with a nice, well-fitted shirt and I thought I looked so good in it. Well, apparently I did because my crush asked me to dance. After the dance I walked over to my friends so I could resume my bragging. I strutted over thinking I was so cool because I just got back from dancing with the cutest guy in there. I turned around to look at him and saw that he and his friends were all watching me. I thought to myself “wow, I must look so good tonight.” Since I was wearing a new skirt, I carefully went to a clean stool to sit at the table—but instead of sitting in a stool I sat in a great big trashcan. My whole body fell in the trash and only my arms and legs were out. The cute guy I had been crush-ing on all night laughed and continued to walk away with all his friends. How horrible! I didn’t even get his number!
I’m all for dressing up and trying to
look cute on my weekends… the only
difference? I don’t walk around bragging,
gloating or strutting. You know
what that shows you’re doing? Acting
desperate and making an unnecessary
scene. And what did you do with that
scene? Well, you embarrassed yourself.
Can’t say I never saw that one coming!
The fact that you kept obsessing
over how good your looked was probably
your downfall. You like having
some attention on you, maybe you’re
not used to that, and you got it. If you
hadn’t been trying to get all that attention
with your
outfit, maybe
no one would
have noticed
your fall.
I was singing the national anthem at a hockey spirit game with about a thousand people, and in the middle of the song I forgot the words! Instead of singing “for the ram parts we watched” I sang, “for the lamb that we caught” and I sang those words very clearly and very loud so everyone heard! What
makes it worse is that when I was fiinshed, I found out that my crush and his friends had come to the game to hear me sing! They were all laughing hysterically at my mistake. I was so embarrassed!
Hmm, I have to say… I don’t see this
as too embarrassing. I mean sure, it’s
a shame that you don’t know the national
anthem and yeah, it’s pretty horrible
that you sang the incorrect lyrics
so loudly. But it’s known that idiotic
people forget what our nation stands
for. The point is, you’re not alone. For
future advice, don’t ever join choir. Oh,
and I almost forgot
—“ramparts” is one word.
You’re welcome!
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