Senior Alex Puldy after one week of not shaving. - Colleen Sherman
Leonardo da Vinci, Abraham Lincoln, Michelangelo Buonarroti, and Albus
Dumbledore are all considered great men, and they all seem to be linked by one
uniting force; great facial hair, something which has recently been seen around
the halls of Monarch. Nov. 1 marked the beginning of scruffy faces, the
hallmark of an annual tradition known as No shave November.
No Shave November is a marathon of manliness, a strike on shaving for
the entire month. Some people do it for a sports team, such as the playoffs for
football. Others participate for attention. According to NoShaveNovember.org,
this annual holiday was actually dedicated to Darfur genocide awareness this
year. No matter what the reason for participating, this November was a
razor-free spectacle to see.
Sophomore Mariel Fulton, who claims to be attracted to the scruffy look,
isn’t such a supporter by the end of the month.
“No Shave November is nasty!” Fulton said.
Unfortunately, No Shave November is only an option for a few mature
students who have the ability to grow facial hair.
“It’s kind of like asking a bald man to have long hair; if you’ve got it
you can flaunt it. But, if not, then you might try choosing something else,”
History teacher, Andrew Buhse said. Buhse is a noted member of the bearded
community at Monarch who strives for a Chuck Norris look.
Seniors Alex Puldy and Chris Contini are two students who pride
themselves on their ability to grow full beards. Contini is a No Shave November
veteran, whereas this was Puldy’s first year participating. They turned the
event into a full on competition, Puldy aiming for a Jack Sparrow look and
Contini attempting a Sean Connery appeal.
“It’s nice knowing that I can grow facial hair a lot better than my
friends,” Contini said.
Undisputedly, there is a sense of pride and accomplishment within the
male, beard growing community when it comes to who can grow the best facial
hair.
“The beards here at Monarch are pretty good,” Buhse said. “I’d be
curious to see of all the students who have beards here at Monarch, what their
love life is like.”
Contini, Puldy and Fulton all agree that women aren’t usually attracted
to the large amounts of facial hair which have been gracing the faces of
participating students. However, this is a tradition that gathers fresh,
matured faces every year, and with a cult following it doesn’t seem like it
will be going away anytime soon.
“I just hope no one treats me differently because I have a crusty ass
beard on my face,” Puldy said.