Do you get more than 1 ticket a month from the parking lot? Do you park illegally almost every day? Well if you have said yes to either of those questions then you need a miracle!

I hope you have all heard that student vehicles without parking passes found in the Viewmont parking lot may be subject to towing at the owner's expense. Viewmont has contracted with DeWaal Towing, which charges $189.00 plus $25.00/ day for vehicle storage.

As William Brcko would say, “You students are lazy, and maybe if you would all get here before 7:30 then you would have a parking spot.” Well there you have it people, words of wisdom. I hope those without parking passes do not take our spaces and to those with parking passes, “May the odds be ever in your favor.”- Effie Trinket