Random quotes, completely out of context. Did these sayings once make sense? Possibly. But now they’re just YOU SAID ITS! 

·        “It tastes blue but it looks orange.”

·        “I’m too cool for high fives.”

·        “You can’t tell her jokes anymore. She likes it too much.”

·        “Do you like my bag? It’s made out of 100% mermaid!”

·        “If you hit me I’ll hunt you.”

·        “You won’t have me anymore. FINALLY.”

·        “His guts came out.”

·          “What if you go to a country where people with bad hair cuts are executed?”