A new feminist movement is sweeping the globe with the new invention of the SheWee. The SheWee is a portable urinating device for women. It allows women the freedom to urinate standing up. No more burning bras ladies! Women need to stand up for their rights…Stand up and pee, that is! It advertises “no more uncomfortable squatting, or bare bottoms.” This device allows women to urinate in almost any location such as “queuing” or standing in line. Why should chauvinist pigs be the only ones who get to stand and pee wherever they feel like? Now woman-kind can deface public property just like men.
“I hate sitting on public toilets, it’s like a plot from men to try and eliminate our sex by making us more susceptible to diseases…it’s a conspiracy!” Said a sore bottomed Erin Sterchi.
When positioned securely, Shewee directs urine away from the body to a suitable place, such as a toilet, a container or a conveniently located tree! Women no longer have to cross their legs or squat uncomfortably. Girls are free to Travel the world with the comfort of home in their pockets.
“The ability to pee wherever they want gives men a smug sense of satisfaction they just don’t deserve!” cried Chip Skambis.
The SheWee is virtually closing the gap between men and women’s equality by lengthening the gap between the urethra and the anus.
“No more UTI’s,” wailed Chip Skambis.
Not only does the SheWee offer more hygienic options for urination, but women’s aim is improving every day. A cop tried to arrest a woman who used her She Wee in a child’s petting zoo next to the zebras, but the great thing about a SheWee is: there’s no indecent exposure!
“The other day I was in the movies and I really had the urge, so I reached for my neighbor’s popcorn container, used my SheWee, and no one was the wiser,” said a satisfied customer.
Now Women all over will never have bruised tailbones again. Over 38,000 women are brought to the hospital every day for toilet related injuries.
“I thought it was hilarious to leave the toilet seat up… Until it happened to me,” said a hospital bound Will Wigle, “It borders on domestic violence.”
This new take on the most basic function has improved women’s quality of life, and broken the glass ceiling for good. And it’s dishwasher safe!
For more information visit http://www.shewee.com/