Yo, it’s another year and now I got someone else to pick on. Brad couldn’t handle this so, Anthony, I don’t think you stand a chance. Let’s step into it.

The football season is a few weeks old and all I can say is wow! The Ravens started 4-0 for the first time in franchise history. They might be heading in the right direction but bird flu is bound to break out in B’More. The Redskins have shown some bright spots. Brunell broke the single-game consecutive completion record. Then, he racked up more yards on the Jags than Peyton Manning did. We lost to the Giants so now, all week, the indecisive Skins fans will be crying for Jason Campbell.

Speaking of old players, Morten Andersen, who is forty-six, is back and playing well. Man, Anthony, he’s scored more points than your boy Tiki for the year. Speaking of the Giants, you know your team is in trouble when the players are blaming the coach for their poor play. Sorry, Anthony, you can’t blame your font for how sorry your backtalk is. Yeah, the Giants did beat the Skins but at least we got some points this time. Yeah, you can call that progress. The Dolphins have looked horrible this season; if Culpepper played as loose as he was on the “Love Boat,” then Miami would have a chance. Terrell Owens “accidentally overdosed” on painkillers and now he’s crying because he wants the ball. Maybe we need to get Terrell some Midol. You were not a factor against the Eagles and you sure didn’t get any brothery love in Philly. The Saints have been a nice Cinderella story, but an unexpected rookie is shining in Marques Colston. People in New Orleans are saying the same thing they were during Katrina: Bush Who? Sorry Anthony, wearing stilettos to school won’t mean you’re gonna have your own Cinderella story.

All I have to say about college football is Ohio State is doing it big. They are embarrassing opponents worse that I embarrass you Anthony.

In baseball, Detroit is entering the next round of the playoffs after losing five straight at the end of the season, including three to the dismal Royals. That’s great momentum, but then again they did smash the Yankees. I guess Streinbrenner learned that you can’t buy victory. Maybe Daniel Snyder needs to catch a hint. I think Ryan Howard and David Ortiz will get the MVP awards. Finally, the World Series will be the Tigers against the Cardinals.

In other sports news, Paul McCoy rushed for 661 yards and 10 touchdowns in a high school game. I didn’t think it was possible, but there is a team out there with a worse defense than the Texans. Also, the Indiana Pacers had a team bonding experience at a strip club. Maybe they should spend more bonding time on the court if they want to make the playoffs.

That’s all for this month. I fly high, no lie, you know this. Pe@ce.