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Friday, May 29, 2009
By Jason Hanley
Four long years… Who am I kidding, these were
probably the fastest four years of my entire life, but they were also the
greatest. All the friends, all the free entertainment, not regular
entertainment like that you see on television, the kind of entertainment you’ll
never forget like “Remember when Jason got kicked out of DaVinci day!?” or “Eric
Schuster was in a dress!” All good times. We have all earned this right to
graduate. Except me. You all worked hard and achieved things while I went with
the flow, doing little to no homework (Yes, projects included). I somewhat find
it funny that I am graduating, yet I also feel an overwhelming sense of pride
and accomplishment by getting the same ending result for only doing a quarter
of the work, if that. Any who, how could we forget our very own pep rally,
DaVinci day! Not knowing my sophomore year would be my last one. Due to the
underhanded tactics of Barnaby Jones I was banished into a room of little air
and no good literature, forced to read passage after passage… But I survived, I
survived. But I like to think I’ve made many friends, and hope to carry them
with me as I make many more out in the terrifyingly large, unforgiving world.
For those still here, God be with you, and for those of you leaving with me,
bet you didn’t think you’d see me with you! I kid, I love some of you, and like
even more. See you around I guess. I hope to see you all again someday, as for
you all you’ll be seeing me every week on the television after I become a
professional wrestler. Toodles.
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