A long time ago a girl named Blabby Dabby started a column in the Poplar Bluff High School paper. She gave advice to the desperate young adults who were seeking help. Sadly as Blabby got older and graduated, her column went with her.

Now Blabby is back and ready to give her “honest opinion” to anyone who needs it...

Dear Readers,

This is Blabby coming to you sraight from the heart of PBHS with offhand advice about any physical, mental or social problems you might have. Many years ago I entered into this highschool with a column in mind called “Dear Blabby”. However when I left the school so did my column, so I’m here to bring it back. Although PBHS isn’t a troubled school, one of the wacky students are. I’m here to help, so ask Dear Blabby to clear your conscience, and I’ll do what I can to make you feel less idiotic. If you wish to seek advice from me please leave your letters in the Blabby Box located outside Mr. Lee’s room #39. Hope to hear from you soon.

Dear Blabby,

Hello. I am very lonely girl that lives on a farm with her grandpa. My dog is my only friend. I’m not happy with the way I look. I have never been able to wear makeup. I need help with making myself look a little better.

with all my love,

Ugly Farm Girl



Dear Ugly Farm Girl,

Don’t ever call yourself ugly. That’s my job. I’m sure living on a farm you may smell a little. That’s probably the reason your dog is your only friend. As far as your face goes, I don’t know if you will be able to fix anything. Hey, at least you will have a good costume for Halloween.

Dear Blabby,

I am a senior and play football. I need your honest opinion. My girlfriend is a little controlling. Sometimes if I dont do things the way she likes them, she resorts to violence. Please tell me what I should do.

signed,

Beaten Boyfriend

Beaten Boyfriend,

First of all, why are you even playing football? You seem like the kind of guy who would do ballet. I don’t understand why you cant stand up for yourself in the first place. All you're doing is destroying the only manhood you have left. You obviously have no dignity. Al I have to say is I hope this girl looks like me, or else she's not worth it. Honestly, you're a pansy.