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Snuggies: Are They More Than Blankets with Sleeves?Tuesday, February 24, 2009 By Autumn Humphrey
Tired of using blankets that cannot reach your cold toes? Well now your frozen toes won’t be cold anymore! Introducing: Snuggie, the blanket that is worn like an upside-down jacket! Snuggies come in three different colors and its one size fits all! This blanket makes answering the phone, holding a baby, and pouring juice into a cup a simpler task. Do not forget having easy access to complete those tedious chores. The Snuggie: America’s life-saving blanket. Even eating snacks while changing the channel on the television can be a breeze, with those overbearing sleeves, everyone just loves how Snuggie’s ultra-soft fleece spreads pesticides into the snack bowl. But wait, there’s more, Snuggie is ultra-warm and makes being comfortable at ease. One can have accessible hands to work on their laptop or read heavy magazines! These Snuggies are quite the answer to humans coldly needs. The Snuggie: America’s life-saving blanket. “I think that it is a great idea for those of us who delight in the unnecessary yet functional and awkward product,” states senior, Korina Isler. Functional? Yes, this unnecessary blanket is only worth $14.95 (do not forget shipping and handling) and as a bonus in paying for this blanket, a $15.00 nice Press n’ Open Book Light is given free. Senior, Mouhamed Sow says, “If you are cold put a sweater on instead of wasting your money on a stupid blanket.” Therefore, go snuggle up on your couch and watch television or simply read a book, because if you are not going Snuggie then you are not warm! |