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Trailblazer Carson High School Carson, CA
Issue Date: Friday, January 07, 2011 Issue: 2011 Last Update: Thursday, May 17, 2012
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Do you have that special talent? Do you enjoy that rush of energy, the adrenaline running throughout your body, when confronting a mountain of work due tomorrow? If yes, you might have a passion for procrastination.

Imagine this: you’ve been assigned a 5-page essay about time management. Pretty easy, right? Of course, that can be done in no time. Really, literally no time needed.

Since the assignment is not due for a whole week, who needs all that time to write it?

A loser, that’s who. They’re too busy missing out on the fun that the week can offer. Yet, a person who is “smart” would know the amount of time it takes for him or her to complete the work.

As such, the art of procrastinating begins. So now, you have this assignment to do in addition to other homework in your classes. But not to worry, because on top of that is another project on the evolution of mankind.

Hold it. First, procrastinators need to relax with a schedule like that and then get the momentum ready for work.

Procrastinators rest their eyes on TV, computer, and cell phone screens. The fingers of a procrastinator are toned and lean from the excessive exercise of clicking remotes, typing on the keyboards and pushing buttons on phones. Next up is leisure time, taking place on the bed. Laying down and having a long, relaxing, quiet nap for about 3 hours isn't any surprise. With the energy from the power nap, the procrastinator can finally enjoy themselves at a party.

At the ensuing party, the creative juices start flowing. Gin and juice really inspires. After all the partying, it’s past 2 a.m. and time to sleep.

Now the day before the assignment is due, the real hard work begins, the fun and exciting part. At last! So it’s done, the stress is gone, and it didn’t take much time, but you already created a pathway for completing the assignments.

You put in sweat and effort during those two hours before the crack of dawn. The next day at school during nutrition you finish up your masterpiece, and when nutrition ends you turn it in. When you release your paper, it triggers you to reminisce about your work.

Nevertheless, let’s be honest. Procrastinators are better. We are sneaky, slick, swift and strong. It’s the cease and desist order that ends workload. We don’t let things pile up, freak out and then get going. We manage. We’re set. We’re ready. And when the right time comes, we work. As one can see this is how we make sure the assignments have ample time to ensure that we can get our work done and when that time comes, that’s when the fun gets going.

However, it's up to the teacher who has the power to give the recognition to those who have earn it. Our work is done; we have given effort, most importantly, a product of our talent. When the teacher gives us recognition of our hard work, we will definitely stand up and accept that the teacher is honored because of us and sees the dedication in our work.

The beauty of procrastination is never-ending.

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