Spartan Torch Vista Grande High School Casa Grande, AZ
Issue Date: Thursday, May 23, 2013 Issue: Vol. 2, No. 13 - Graduation Issue
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Cheesiest pickup lines
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Your name must be Campbell’s cause you’re mm mm good.

Do you have a band aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

You’re so hot, when I look at you, I get a tan.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

Look at the key board, u and i are together, but look down, j and k is also there.

Can I take your picture? I’d like to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Can I have directions? (To where?) Your heart.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you tried to pass, just so I could stare at you longer.

Is your name Summer? Because you’re hot.

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