"The Seattle Police Department would like to take this opportunity to remind car prowlers that you shouldn’t break in to something that’s nachos." What? These words were make more sense (of humor) in context. In Seattle last week, someone returned to their Jeep to find the windows smashed. Fearing that something was stolen, the owners searched the car to find that everything was still there – along with a stack of about a dozen tortillas. So next time you feel the urge to vandalize, remember it is now in fashion to leave a gift.