So many people seem to just absolutely love the thought of going to a haunted house, haunted corn maze, or haunted forest, etc., but really we all know the reason people want to go to these places on dates, and such is to have an excuse to climb all over each other.

                For the guys it is just a fantastic excuse for them to “protect” their date and be all manly, when in reality they are probably just as wimpy as there 5 foot date. For the ladies it gives them the excuse to act as if they are all scared and have the excuse to grab on to like of muscle their date pretends to have.

                I am not saying that these haunted “whatevers” are bad, I’m just saying let’s call it how it is.